You know how it is. You get the craving for pizza at 2:00 in the morning, but you don't have any pizza crusts ready, and you know better than to ask the wife to get out of bed and make dough for you. What's a boy to do? Improvise, overcome, and adapt.
"You seriously did not just quote me over tortillas stuffed with pepperonis, did you? Srsly?"
Sorry, Gunny Highway, but if there's one thing you've taught me, it's that Marines can make do with what they have. And in this case, what you can...
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